It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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