So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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