i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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