I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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