Having a random hookup so left but love u
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Terrible idea I love it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
