Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Everyone says I win the strip club
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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