My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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