The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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