no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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