therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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