Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Small penises have feelings too.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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