I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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