Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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