I think im going to throw up on grandma
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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