Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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