I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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