I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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