a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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