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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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