Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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