Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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