it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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