I want to walk on stilts...naked
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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