You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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