my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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