Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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