He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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