he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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