I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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