He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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