if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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