he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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