I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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