Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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