This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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