Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
do nipples grow back?
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