he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
