I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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