i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
