you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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