Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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