..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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