I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
