eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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