member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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