We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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