scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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