Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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