mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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