everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My vagina is very pro this idea
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
