Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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